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We call this one “Mr. Adu cleans toilets”.  For some reason, the scammer gets pretty angry when he realises his dollar has been chopped, and I tell him that I’ve been told his boss has been demoted and likely cleans toilets now.

Thanks go to fellow baiters Slaphappy and The Lovely Jill, who join me for this particular one, which we’ve titled “God bless Houdini the hamster”.  It features a scammer pretending to be the Pope, a dog who starts barking at the perfect moment, and a talking hamster called “Houdini”.

Thanks go to Firefly, who joins me for this particular one, which we’ve titled “Killing Firefly”.  As an extra treat, we’ve included the worst singing scammer ever!

Thanks go to The Lovely Jill, who joins me for this particular one, which we’ve titled “Bright by name, Dim by nature”.  He called himself Bright, so we decided to quiz him.

Thanks go to SlapHappy and Firefly, who join me for this particular one, which we’ve titled “Holy Ghost FIYAH”.  A “dying widow” bait went askew when my “faith healer” seemed to upset the scammer for some reason.  This is just a part of a series of calls that lasted almost 2 hours. 

Let me tell you a story.  There was once a scammer who called himself Robert Carbuccia, David Renholtz and even Harley Davidson at one point.  He was the stupidest scammer on the planet, whose stupidity was only matched by his stubborness.  He would send out his script almost every day for years, often several times […]

One of the voices you’ll hear in the calls belongs to Jeff Davies AKA “Big Al”.  Find out more about the man behind the voice in this interview.

This time it’s two shorter calls, “Father in the box”, in which I accuse a scammer of having his father locked in a trunkbox and “I am Spartacus”, where Slaphappy just wants the scammer to say “I am Spartacus”.

This one is called “Your pizza will soon be here for you”.  A huge shoutout goes not only to TLJ, but her daughter, who was only 12 at the time.  We’d had TV crews around the night before, filming us calling lads, and had no luck whatsoever.  The next night however we had this from […]

This one is called, with the utmost respect, “Angelina Jolie’s tits”, and has me offering myself to a scammer for a threesome with his wife once I’ve had a sex change to become a woman. The original purpose of the call was to get the scammer to say he was “A bit twp”, which is […]