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My husband has lived together for the past 17 years. FULL EMAIL HERE.

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We call this one “Mr. Adu cleans toilets”.  For some reason, the scammer gets pretty angry when he realises his dollar has been chopped, and I tell him that I’ve been told his boss has been demoted and likely cleans toilets now.

I tried reaching out to you some few days ago in respect of two consignment boxes in our possession left for you by a refugee from Ivory Coast who is currently dead FULL EMAIL HERE.

Thanks go to fellow baiters Slaphappy and The Lovely Jill, who join me for this particular one, which we’ve titled “God bless Houdini the hamster”.  It features a scammer pretending to be the Pope, a dog who starts barking at the perfect moment, and a talking hamster called “Houdini”.

Thanks go to Firefly, who joins me for this particular one, which we’ve titled “Killing Firefly”.  As an extra treat, we’ve included the worst singing scammer ever!

Thanks go to The Lovely Jill, who joins me for this particular one, which we’ve titled “Bright by name, Dim by nature”.  He called himself Bright, so we decided to quiz him.