About you I DON’T TAKE A SHIT

The situation has gotten complicated recently with my inability to hear or speak (being deaf and dump now).

WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONTINENCE THE DELAY IN TRANSFERRING OF THIS FUND MUST HAVE CAUSED YOU.

Thanks for your mail. and Season’s greetings to you and your family, How are you today ?, I know this email will look strange and surprising It’s July.  Yes it’s strange and surprising.

I work in a salon here in devon London Devon is in the West of the UK, London in the East, almost at opposite ends of the country.

Get a hobby! I like to collect various beautiful female magazines,

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HOPE TO HEAR FROM U AGAIN LOVE U WITH ALL MY HEARTH… Weirdly enough, this popped up in another email from a different scammer. bye for now have a grate day

Urgent online transfer. Our second massage.