This one is called “Your pizza will soon be here for you”.  A huge shoutout goes not only to TLJ, but her daughter, who was only 12 at the time.  We’d had TV crews around the night before, filming us calling lads, and had no luck whatsoever.  The next night however we had this from […]

This one is called, with the utmost respect, “Angelina Jolie’s tits”, and has me offering myself to a scammer for a threesome with his wife once I’ve had a sex change to become a woman. The original purpose of the call was to get the scammer to say he was “A bit twp”, which is […]

We call these ones “Dr. Ducky smokesa da ganga” and “Ibrahim’s daughter”.  The first scammer was called “Dr. Doodooganga”, so Slaphappy and I of course had to focus on his name!  Ibrahim was a particularly stupid scammer who had spoken to who he thought was my daughter earlier on, but was in fact another baiter […]

Thanks go to The Lovely Jill, who joins me for this one made during a night of lad calls on our 9th anniversary, which we’ve titled “Tell Me Your Name!”. During a lad calling session, one that hadn’t answered when we first called him decided to call back.  The problems were that a. we didn’t […]

We have 2 short calls this time, the first is called “Domo arigato Mr. Robertto” and the second “He wants to wear my knickers”. Having been a fan of 70s and 80s American rock since my teens, the moment a lad sent me an email calling himself “Mr. Robertto”, I absolutely had to call him […]

We call this one, “Tell us a joke”, and the premise is very simple.  The Lovely Jill and I call up a scammer who refers to himself as the “Chief Justice” and jump to the assumption that he’s the “Chief Jester” – a simple enough mistake to make I’m sure you’ll agree.

This series of calls is titled “Bright Salami’s Brimstone Pasties”. I’ve always said that you should never go into a lad call with a concrete plan.  Sometimes a lad can say something that will take you on a completely different journey that ends up being way funnier than anything you had in mind.   Sometimes […]

This is a series of calls done to a scammer over the course of one night that we call the “Brain brain brain sessions”. The first two parts are of Big Al talking to a scammer calling himself Pastor James Otumba.  It perfectly shows the paradox of how a scammer can be one of the […]

This one is called “Does it have fin rot?”.  Be aware that it has some sections that are NSFW.  This starts off as a call to a puppy scammer where we throw up more and more ridiculous questions about a cat, but takes an odd swerve when the scammer claims to be selling the cats […]

Thanks go to Big Al for the call, we’re naming “George Washington wants him dead”.  George Washington has received an email that says he’s dead, and he wants revenge.  Before that though, we have a song by Dean Friedman called “Gone Phishing” that’s all about scam emails, and used to start off all our podcasts. […]