But can I still play a mean pinball?

we receive a Shock News from your Partner/Business Associate that you got a near Fatal Accident that left you with a Broken Spinal Cord which Impaired your Ability to Hear and Speak. In order Words, we have been officially informed that you are now Invalid, Deaf and Dumb Arising from a Motor Accident which Damaged our Spinal Cord.

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