A twofer.

Dear ALLAH Elect,

Someone elected me Allah? 

It’s my pleasure to have contact with you,based on the critical condition I find mine self,though, it’s not financial problem, but my health,you might have know that cancer is not what to talk home about,

Huh??

though I don’t know you,and my contact with you  was not by mistake, but by devine favour of ALLAH.

But I thought that was me.  I’m confused.