No problemo - if it means one less person is taken in by these criminals then here's the content, first from "Sylvia Sarah" and second from the "Animal Couriers":
Sylvia Sarah I've tidied the paragraphs etc up to make the jibberish legible, to an extent:
Hiya and thanks for your interest in my baby, i still have my puppies ready to go to any pet loving home ,my main priority is their care and welfare and hope you can assure us of that.
our babies are potty and crate trained and got all shots they are also vet
checked for healthy hearts with U KC registration papers .Their names are
Lilly And Kiki What assurance and reassurance can you provide as far as
their welfare is concerned? Can we visit you from time to time to
know how They are doing? [Why of course - just like we let the midwife that delivered my daughter call round for tea at any given opportunity
]
Can you always update us with their pics?
Our babies will come alongside the following:
- A year health guarantee
-Ukc registration papers
-Pedigree papers
-An air conditioned crate
-UPTD Vet records
-Food samples
-Puppy toys
my cute are13weeks old .We are giving out this angelic pets cus we moved from town to our new location where we recently moved to a new apartment and our landlord has rejected the pet housing policies. Despite several appeals we made to him pleading,he was dam on his words. [I'm welling up
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we wish our babies go to a very loving home where They ,ll be spoil t with lots of goodies and much care and concern them has a fine move,entertains our visitors and them is indeed a boo Lilly),She is a proud lady,hates dirty areas,she will always seat on her masters laps especially during movies Kiki hates being called other names and he prefares eating on the dinning,however
He is very careful.
hope you will like them, actually i am giving out this babies just to a pet loving home and i wish you are a perfect fit to do that. we are out of town specifically in SCOTLAND DUNDEE and needs to give out our pet to a pet
loving home.. if distance can be a problem, we can get them delivered to your location via a pet and animal transport company if you cannot drive for pickup. ,i hope you are okay about these babies being delivered to your location.I will prefare you come here for and pick up but i guess distance is a problem.
Actually i am letting this babies go on adoption so all you will be doing is getting them delivered to your location,ie responsible for the delivery fee
please give me a respond with your location so i can get delivery
quotes from a pet carrier service if you can provide them with a
loving home and thus spoil them all rotten
Here is their pictures that l have attached for you to view.
Let me know your choice for the both of them
07023084907 - "her" contact number
My reply:
Hi Sylvia,
My wife & I have looked at the pictures of these 2 little fluffy babies. We do feel very sorry about the fact that your landlord is not willing to allow you to keep Lilly & Kiki so we are very interested in giving a good & loving family home to Lilly. [laying it on thick - by this time an alarm bell had started in my head]
I am working until the weekend so would Saturday morning be suitable, say around 11 or 12? I don't know Dundee at all so I will get a train and catch a taxi to Burnside Court (I would just end up getting lost as I am too poor to buy a Tom-Tom for the car, lol)
So, just so I am sure I have everything correct:
· You have Lilly's pedigree and Kennel Club registration papers there. Ownership registration will be transferred to me.
· She has been vaccinated against canine parvovirus & distemper and you have a vaccination record from a vet.
· She has been wormed.
· Her heart has been checked by a vet and is ok.
If all is well and I decide that Lilly is going to join our family I can assure you that I will send a picture of Lilly once a month so you can see how she is growing and settling into her new home with her new family.
Sylvia Sarah:
hi
then you will not have the puppy ok
Had I offended her with my rigid clarification questions? Smelling a long-tailed rodent for sure, I replied:
Hi Sylvia,
I'm not sure I understand. Does that mean that Saturday is too late or would you prefer to have the puppy delivered by a pet courier?
I'm a little confused as to what you mean so can you clarify for me?
Sylvia Sarah:
Hi
Yes Saturday is too far ok
Sol will arrange for the home delivery,
Do email me with your home delivery details so that l can arrange for the home delivery details tomorrow morning ok
Details needed from you,
Names in full
House address
Postal Codes..
City..
Land Line Number,,
Mobile Number,,
Reply asap
Fearing that these cyber-pups would be sold to A.N.Other I duly gave the details requested - I enjoy a bit of sport
So, today the couriers get in touch:
CUSTOMER SERVICE
CARGO DEPARTMENT,
PETS DELIVERY AGENCY
TEl;()
{+44}01258745896)) 07023014994 )
EMAIL:
animal-transport@live.comPet Transportation Services
OBJECTIVE:
PET EXPRESS COURIER CARGO is committed to providing a safe and comfortable travel experience for all of our customers, including pets.Our pets' flights and delivery services are relatively stress-free.Our major objective is safe delivery for our customers and pets as well.
For safety reasons,we prefer you choose the most direct flight and delivery cargo to your destination,this will help reduce the stress on your pet...If warm temperatures are a concern,pets are flown preferably early in the morning,evening or an overnight flight used.We also issue a kennel/carrier for small sized pets,there is enough room for the pet to stand and sit is a natural position,turn around and lie down.The kennel door also closed securely.But for larger animals a kennel is not required.
Dear Client
19/11/2009
Ani Movers Welcomes you , We got your details for delivery Reservation of Akita Puppy ..This mail is to make sure that your Reservation is booked and The Details Double Checked Before Confirmation is sent....
We are Very Pleased to announce to You The Fact That Our Head Office and
Inspection team Have approved Your Booking and Reservation for Your puppy's
Delivery which is to be done today the 19 of November 2009.
Which was sent to us by your Breeder (MrMrs Sylvia Sarah)
your reservation are as follow:
The reservation number is, 05J328B
The account number is, 121
Account name<removed>
Delivery destination
xx )
Land line: xxx
Mobile: xxx
Delivery is to be done on the 19 of November at exactly 11am, your
Puppy will be checked in and a costumer care service will alert you of
the where abouts of your Puppy every 30 minutes..All what is needed now
is payments for the Puppy and delivery charges... Due to the fact that any
pet using our service requires at least 1 hour Rest before delivery, your
Puppy will be delivered at exactly 6pm prompt. So make sure you or
someone is at home to receive the Puppy .We will be giving you updates on
your Puppy on transit
Below is the payment details, you will have to send in the payment as
soon as you can, so that we have it all done on time and we will issue
the receipt of payment which has to be attached to the delivery
documents and Carry on with the delivery. Presently our account is under auditing and reconstruction so payments are been made through our sub-head quarters (Cameroon)responsible for tracking home delivery of pets to various destinations.The total cost as you know
including delivery to your door, is a total of 235pounds.You should be making the payments using any of the Western Union Services in your area....
ABBEY NEWS
24-28 ABBEY VIEW
Dunfermline, FIFE KY11 4HA
oR
FIRST CHOICE
29 HIGH STREET
Dunfermline, FIFE KY12 7DL
TO THE DIRECTOR OF PET DELIVERY ANIMAL MOVING SERVICES CAMEROON USING THIS ADDRESS;
GUIDES FOR PAYMENT :
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FOLLOW ALL THIS INSTRUCTIONS FOR PAYMENT TO THE LATTER YOU ARE REQUIRED TO GO TO THE WESTERN UNION YOU PICK UP A FORM AND FILL IN THE DIRECTORS INFORMATION AS IT IS BELOW THEN YOU PAY THIS MONEY YOU SHALL BE GIVEN AN TEN MCTN NUMBER WHEN YOU GET THAT YOU CALL OR EMAIL US THAT FOR CONFIRMATION AND AS SOON AS THIS IS DONE THEN YOUR PUPPY WILL BE ACTIVATED AND DELIVERED OVER TO YOUR HOME ADDRESS,
PAYMENT INFORMATION TO THE DIRECTOR...
NAMES:EDENE MUNDI
TOWN: DOUALA
DESTINATION : CAMEROON
ZIP CODE: 00237
NB: When you are paying this fee,you will need a test question....Make it to be;
TEST QUESTION: WELL
ANSWER: DONE
This payment should be made as soon as possible, So as to delivered this Puppy early enough.. If this fee is not provided, this Puppy will not be dispatched from the detention of the company and will spend more for the daily feeding until the Director confirms the payment of the (235pounds) Kindly E-mail Us immediately as the payment is made with full money Transfer details, IMMEDIATELY YOU MAKE YOUR PAYMENTS.If the money is not paid on time the DELIVERY will be hanged [Oh no! Not the puppies!! Those brutes!
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TEL.( )
+44(0)1258745896) ( 07023014994 )EMAIL:
animal-transport@live.comADDRESSS,,18 Durness Terrace, Dundee, DD2 4XA, United Kingdom -
WEB SITE.
www.express-pet-courier.page.tlSo, next I get a phone call from a distinctly African sounding bloke this morning around 8.30, full confirmation if any more was required - I denied any knowledge of pups, Dundee or the air that I breathe. I did, however, reply to the courier's email:
Goooooooooooooooooooooood morning Cameroon!
Thanks for confirming the scam..... you really must try harder.
S
Their reply:
DEAR CLIENT,
WE ARE GOING TO SUE YOU FOR FALSE ACISATION,
THANKS MANAGEMENT
My reply:
Dear Cameroon Puppy Scam person,
Good luck - it would help if you could spell accusation properly for a start you moron.
Please get your lawyer to contact me because I feel like laughing some more today.
An angry Sylvia then sent me another email (last to date):
Hi
l am very upset with you cause l just got a call from the Courier Service that they have called you and you said that wrong number which is the number you gave me to carry it to the Courier and they said that they have sent you email regarding departure and arrival time and on how you will be paying the money,
l don't want anything to happen to Lilly case l will not be please ok
So do let me know what is really going on,
Reply asap
Replied that I could drive to Dundee to pick up in person, hard-cash in my eager mitt...... but no reply as yet.